(rOD - For your own sake, don't read this. Trust me.)
So I got up this morning and got dressed, bleary-eyed. In attempting to put on my pantyhose, I got a huge run all the way up the left leg, so I either had to pick something else to wear or go buy pantyhose. In that today is laundry day, I didn't have many choices at my disposal, so I started to pull on a pair of jeans, thinking I could just buy nylons on the way to work. As I was buttoning my jeans, my thumbnail slipped and I SLICED open my left forefinger. I'm oozing bright red blood and it gets all over my ripped nylons and it's all one big mess and I think to myself, "Yeah, Joy, you're so *dainty.*"
Klutz. bigtime klutz. That's me.
Ewwwwwwwwwww! You could have warned me!