LaughAtlantis

Apparently, if you enter the following searches into google or some similar search engine, you can find me.

Wil Wheaton has moles - why? why would someone search for this?
how to do heroin - again, why??
winona ryder mug shots - I never even wrote about this!
lack of computer skills market research - my computers skills are just fine, thank you very much
my boyfriend has poor grammar - actually, no, he doesn't - and I don't think I ever said he did!
john irving my grandmother on my shoulder - I don't even know what this means
and my personal favorite - epileptic fit animations website - who looks for these things????

Can't I be linked to cool things? or at least NORMAL things? Geez...