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On why Trekkies never get laid

Okay, so Statia and Mikey have weighed in with their opinions on the ever-annoying Wil Wheaton. (God, why do I keep blogging about him? Why do we ALL keep blogging about him??) In any case, I was doing a little investigation into my own search string usage statistics and found this - which is related to both my usage and Wil "Emoting-on-screen-is-too-exhausting-for-me" Wheaton.

That's right, it's a Klingon Beauty Pageant.

That is so far beyond freakish it's not even funny. Please God, don't let the people who think these things up ever breed.

Comments (3)

ok, first off, i consider myself a Trekkie.

but i'm sorry, you gotta keep some semblance of reality! a Klingon Beauty Pageant? NFW!

altho, i'll admit that klingon on Voyager was kinda sexy. i'da done her.

I am actually a Star Trek fan too, but there's a big difference between enjoying watching DS9 and dressing up as a Ferengi and going to conferences celebrating the Federation.

That being said, I used to be a huge Stephen King geek and went to Stephen King fan conferences, so maybe I should just shut my mouth, huh? Pot calling the kettle black?

In my own defense, though, by and large I didn't think those folks should breed either.

Oh my god, I think I worked with that woman on the right hand side of that page. *shudders*.

I can't even imagine being a fan of star trek. Just for the reason of people like that alone. Oh what the stars of the show must think.

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