In this month's (week's?) edition of "Insane ways people find my website" I give you my latest search strings. People have managed to find me on Google by entering "fucker," "ass shots," and "woohoo" - all of which make a certain amount of sense to me.
But new on my list of annoying things that lead you here are "bridesmaids from hell" (I love my bridesmaids, but I'm not actually calling them bridesmaids because the term seems somehow antiquated - neither here nor there, but they aren't from hell) and "the ozzbornes" (um, yeah, I would never spell it like that).
And in the realm of truly horrifying, you can now reach LaughAtlantis by looking up "cinderalla porn" or "brother fuck sister."
Please, people. If you're out there looking up either of those things, don't click over to my site. Believe it or not, for the most part, this site isn't a freak show...
For the most part.