I don't like any of the F words listed. None of 'em. Feh.
Here they are: Fable, Face, Fault, Fearsome, Flight, Forbidden, Foreign, Fragmented, Fuck, Fuzz. How do I do a whole entry on any of those... I'm blocked. Watch me try to come up with an entry...
Fable - just reminds me of Aesop. Who the heck WAS Aesop, anyway? I mean, the kind of stories he tells are much like biblical parables or religious tracts, so was Aesop just a really unsuccessful religious leader?
Face - The least interesting member of The A-Team.
Fault - My fault, your fault, San Andreas fault. Whatever.
Fearsome - Okay, this word is used exclusively by hillbillies who don't know the word frightening.
Flight - Birds fly, bees fly.... great. Now I have Flight of the Bumblebees going through my head.
Freedom - Hey, no problem, now I have George Michael in my head instead.
WAIT!!! That wasn't the next word!!!! Choosing random words is VERBOTEN!!!!
Which, translated, is forbidden. Which is the next word. And hell, you can choose whatever words you want, so I don't know what kind of smack I'm talkin'.
Foreign - Soemone asked me if I'm marrying Rod just because of the foreign accent. Yes, yes, that's it. The man is a complete and utter asshole but I'm just a sucker for a brogue.
Fragmented - See, now, this is just a cool word: it's evocative, it sounds neat - but I have nothing to say about fragmentation.
Fuck - I have a lot to say about fuck, but that's just naughty.
Fuzz. Say "fuzzy duck, ducky fuzz, fuzzy duck, ducky fuzz" over and over agian and see what happens.
Lots of little crap to say about F words, but nothing much about any one.
Sigh.
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