I'm down by two entries. Here's my "official 4:30 entry." I should actually look into whether I can actually backtrack and make up these entries, claiming extenuating circumstances, or if I should now chalk this up to experience and walk away while I still can. Yellowish-green dog puke on light blue and maroon sheets would count as extenuating circumstances, wouldn't it?
I had to clean up more puke and make sure the dog was okay. Apparently Dentabones don't digest as easily as one would hope. He went outside, puked some more and then went apeshit because there was something in the next door neighbor's yard. Could've been a moth, bird, a squirrel, a giant man-eating monkey, who knows? Bacon will bark at anything, given the chance. He likes to pretend he's an alpha dog. He is so not. Two weeks ago we went to a basset hound rescue event that was themed "Bassets on Safari." Bacon is somewhat small for a male basset and he's been neutered, so he doesn't give off that my-ears-longer-than-your-ears attitude. As such, Bacon was humped. Extensively. And frequently. Not surprisingly, he didn't enjoy the experience.
And so, he barks at anything he feels like barking at. If only he would bark out an "I'm going to puke now" warning... I would appreciate that.