I know what you're thinking. "Joy, that's not even a word! The 24 hours of writing has turned your mind to jelly! What the hell is pornospactology supposed to be?" Well, there are answers there. No, it's not a real word. Yes, my brain is officially jelly.
But the question of what pornospactology is - that's an interesting one. For the past six years or so, I have been doing improv comedy. I've worked with a handful of troupes and found myself in front of a huge number of different audiences. And inevitably, when asked for an input, someone in any given audience will call for porn, a proctologist, or a spatula.
Now, I understand the porn and the proctology suggestions. That's the audience member attempting to be funny. (For what it's worth, they should realize that they have just paid us to be funny. They themselves are not required to attempt it themselves.)
But a spatula... what is so funny about a spatula? Why, when an improviser asks for a suggestion of a household object or something smaller than a breadbox or just a random word that starts with an S - why does the mind go right to a spatula?
And so we have the concept of pornospactology. Obviously il's not a real science; it's just a brilliant amalgamation of three supposedly amusing inputs. If it were actually science, I guess it would be the study of why people think things are funny. And I bet that no amount of study would come up with an answer for that question because really... spatulas?